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October 2009
2 posts
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you...
September 2009
6 posts
work is more fun tonight than it usually is
jmuffin:
thankyou for my birthday present, yet again mother! it has proven quite handy >.>
Ahh, that would be one of those books, right?………………..right?
This residence has been previously raided by the drug squad who removed a forest of pot plants and lighting equipment. Dickheads got busted by stealing electricity. There are at least five people in that house tonight but not a fuckin sound.
dodgy neighbours
So, we came home today to see yet more -never-seen-your-arse-before-and-probably-won’t-again randoms next door, a broken wardrobe sitting on the footpath outside of their house. Nicked out on an errand, found said wardrobe dumped outside my house. Fuck you. Kindly told them (while they feined not understanding the English language) to move it back and if they called the council, it would be...
shake, rattle & roll (original)
Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands Well, you get in that kitchen, make some noise with the pots ‘n pans
Way you wear those dresses, the sun comes shinin’ through Way you wear those dresses, the sun comes shinin’ through I can’t believe my eyes, all that mess belongs to you
I believe to the soul you’re the devil...
August 2009
27 posts
beautiful, heartbreaking, I cry each and every... →
Garrggh, tell me about it. Daggy as, but this song...
saethis:
Qantas commercials, with the choir singing “I still call Australia home”, makes me feel patriotic.
From Uncle Ian
“Bugger, Jac just pointed out I left the i out of Jaimee’s name.
She said how would I like it if it was left out of mine!”
An
About to start cooking some chicken-flippy-pasta for eating at Jaimees.
okay, really freaking out now
jmuffin:
no money, and the nicotine cravings are kicking in and i feel like i’m going to burst into tears
sorry kiddo, how can i help you from home?
'kay, just let me know what time and we'll be...
jmuffin:
leajay:
jmuffin:
i can see you lurking there, mum! everyone’s invited, i have the booze if you’ll bring some food :P
Okie dokes, everyone you say?
Everyone meaning, you, Dani, Andrew and the kids if you can all make it, up to you guys. If you want to, you can bring the Wii over and we’ll set it up for the boys if they get bored.
birthday party at my house, Saturday
jmuffin:
i can see you lurking there, mum! everyone’s invited, i have the booze if you’ll bring some food :P
Okie dokes, everyone you say?
see,this is why I follow you on tumblr
jmuffin:
but i’m at my desk at work :(
fucking gnomes!
jmuffin:
another dream that i had when i was younger, i was being chased by these horrible little gnomes, and i ran to my mum in the kitchen and was tugging on her sleeve and screaming for her to save me from the gnomes, and she couldn’t hear me, so i ran in hid in the bathroom, but the gnomes locked me in and flooded the bathroom, and i woke up just at the point where the water filled up the...
i had a dream
just on jmuffins dreams……in my dream last night there was a little toddler that I saw inevitably running into traffic and getting run over……..his mum was oblivious and incapable of action. Just flapped her hands about and wouldn’t go near his little body.
Mind you, he somehow managed to get up and wander into traffic again. that mum sucked.
My strangest dream that I...
sorry baby, don't remember that one : (
jmuffin:
do you remember me telling you about the dream i had where you and Dani and i were doing some grocery shopping, and we had to run like hell with the trolley through the parking lot because we were being chased by a fucking mountain lion? ahaha
I was in your dream? and there were guns?
jmuffin:
was fucking awesome
i was trying to go to work, in this big futuristic building, and to get in there was a ramp and a big button, and i got a gun, and the whole time i was worried about carrying my gun around because i might shoot myself. then a kid blocked the entrance to work when i was giving mum a tour of the building, so i shot him. THEN all of a sudden i was on the run, and then...
July 2009
17 posts
Kyle Sandilands, you are a grade-A tosser, and...
saithis:
How can a mum think it is okay to use her 14 y.o Daughter as entertainment for a radio audience?
bonitaapplebaum:
A+. On LJ or something?
Tregbo (The Grates message board)
there is even a gorgeous little Elle Driver, see?
http://www.thisisblythe.com/
Tonight my boys ask me to tell them something... →
so I told them about a beautiful doll I had and loved when I was about 6 years old, when you pulled a string on her back, her big eyes changed colour, these amazing colours. I almost thought I had dreamed her up, so after I put them to bed, I googled and found her again!
Made me feel funny inside……………….she has quite a cult following.
okie doke, cool
jmuffin:
larry wants me to invite you over for dinner one night soon, so when we finally get the living room sorted out and the last bits and pieces unpacked, i’ll let you know :)
Stuffing canneloni tubes is fun and strangely satisfying.
breakup? what breakup?
jmuffin:
phantombacons:
I am thinking the 15th of August - so if you oculd pretty pretty please get that weekend off.
Dangerous amounts of drinking, fatal amounts of girl talk and a maccas breakfast the next morning.
I’m so classy it hurts
You got plans for your birthday yet?
I am submitting a leave request for the 15th/16th as i type :) Also, that sounds like an awesome hen’s night.
No...
Doctor tells pregnant women to take the pain |... →
phantombacons:
Surprise fucken surprise - some man telling women to suck up the pain of childbirth
Fucken idiot
